job hunt
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Dec. 4th, 2007 | 02:11 am
mood: accomplished
music: rjd2 - 1976
I was talking to my friend Zhi on the difficulty of finding a job. He talks about the possible jobs he might have to succumb to due to his conviction from something retarded at his previous job. Here's some suggestions we came up with.
Zhi: maybe ill take up some odd jobs
Zhi: like jizz mopper @ a porno booth
Natassia: lol
Natassia: barf cleaner at zippys
Zhi: ...
Zhi: fortune cookie writer
Natassia: head giver for black closet gay men
Zhi: flyer passer at waiks
Natassia: moon cake red mark stamper
Zhi: semen collecter @ sperm bank
Natassia: tooth paste cap screwer
Natassia: metallic gold man that does robotic moves w/a kazoo in the mouth
Zhi: fuck that
Zhi: those people are fucking low lifes that refuse to work a real job
Zhi: wtf
Zhi: they might as well work a 9-5 cause they putting in at least 6 hours a night
Natassia: haha yea
Natassia: maybe you can apply to be the sidekick to the UH rainbow warrior guy that gets all nuts
Oh Zhi Hao. Miss that homie fo'real. Its been a hot minute since I last talked to him but when we do catch up he throws me an update of his work he's done since we last talked. Way over due but he's improved a lot since I can remember when he first started working with cans. Besides hitting walls, he's been doing work for KCC. Pretty proud of him, he needs to get to the mainland though I think that would be the peak of his growth in the talent he has.
Zhi: maybe ill take up some odd jobs
Zhi: like jizz mopper @ a porno booth
Natassia: lol
Natassia: barf cleaner at zippys
Zhi: ...
Zhi: fortune cookie writer
Natassia: head giver for black closet gay men
Zhi: flyer passer at waiks
Natassia: moon cake red mark stamper
Zhi: semen collecter @ sperm bank
Natassia: tooth paste cap screwer
Natassia: metallic gold man that does robotic moves w/a kazoo in the mouth
Zhi: fuck that
Zhi: those people are fucking low lifes that refuse to work a real job
Zhi: wtf
Zhi: they might as well work a 9-5 cause they putting in at least 6 hours a night
Natassia: haha yea
Natassia: maybe you can apply to be the sidekick to the UH rainbow warrior guy that gets all nuts
Oh Zhi Hao. Miss that homie fo'real. Its been a hot minute since I last talked to him but when we do catch up he throws me an update of his work he's done since we last talked. Way over due but he's improved a lot since I can remember when he first started working with cans. Besides hitting walls, he's been doing work for KCC. Pretty proud of him, he needs to get to the mainland though I think that would be the peak of his growth in the talent he has.
